Awakened But Cold – Bad Buddha Unisex Sweatshirt

Because enlightenment doesn’t come with central heating.

You’ve transcended the ego, but your thermostat’s still broken. This ultra-soft, pre-shrunk sweatshirt is perfect for chilly mornings, deep meditations, or passive-aggressively judging people at the farmer’s market. Featuring a classic fit and a vibe that says “I’m spiritual, but I will absolutely ghost you.”

Details:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (balanced like your chakras)
• Pre-shrunk, because surprises are for Mercury retrograde
• Classic fit for all body types and all karmic debts
• Soft air-jet spun yarn – like hugging a cloud that’s been to therapy
• Double-needle stitching for durability (because life is hard)

Color Notes:

• White may appear off-white (like your aura after a long week)
• Orange has a subtle hue shift depending on the lighting and your mood

Made Just for You:
Each piece is made to order, because mass production is so last incarnation. Thanks for supporting mindful shopping!