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C\u2019est un v\u00eatement sacr\u00e9, tiss\u00e9 avec des fils d\u2019\u00e9quilibre, de respirabilit\u00e9 et de \u00ab peux-tu arr\u00eater de courir dans la maison, s\u2019il te pla\u00eet \u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Fait d\u2019un m\u00e9lange harmonieux de coton et de polyester, ce chandail garde les enfants au frais, calmes et (presque) zen. Qu\u2019ils courent apr\u00e8s des papillons ou des v\u00e9rit\u00e9s cosmiques, ce t-shirt les suit comme un guide spirituel fid\u00e8le.<\/p>\n<p>\u2728\u00a0<strong>Caract\u00e9ristiques sacr\u00e9es :<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>50 % coton, 50 % polyester \u2014 le yin et le yang du textile<\/li>\n<li>L\u00e9ger mais puissant (comme les opinions de ton enfant)<\/li>\n<li>Tissu anti-humidit\u00e9 pour chasser les d\u00e9mons de la sueur<\/li>\n<li>Coupe classique moderne pour un bon flow de chakras<\/li>\n<li>Col c\u00f4tel\u00e9 classique qui dit : \u00ab Je suis ancr\u00e9, mais styl\u00e9 \u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Renforts au cou et aux \u00e9paules pour les pirouettes existentielles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u26a0\ufe0f\u00a0<strong>Avis spirituel :<\/strong>\u00a0La version blanche peut sembler un peu cr\u00e8me. 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